Where O where to sarge?

Lately I have been receiving a decent proportion of emails, in regards to where newbies should go to begin sarging, or do their newbie mission.

The best place in my opinion is wherever you feel comfortable. There is no point of beginning to sarge in clubs, if you have never been to one before? You have so much pressure on you, new venue, new people etc. you will certainly break. So try at the local pub you frequent, sure there may not be 10’s there, but it’s as good a place as any to start and build your confidence. If you are a complete hermit, change your lifestyle, go out, socialise, make a new place a regular stopoff.

Personally when I began, I started sarging at my University, that’s where I was really comfortable, such a nice environment. After a few week’s I hit the club’s, pub’s everywhere else. But that was only for high powered game, if you are just beginning to open, just open people in the street’s, you don’t need to pick them up, you just need to start socialising with strangers.

So to some up, my ‘newbie mission’ is as follows:

1. Find a club/pub, and become a regular, get comfortable.(If you haven’t already)
2. Start opening all set’s in your life. When you walking on the streets, to when your at the mall. Remember just open for now, crawl before you walk.
3. Once you have opened a shitload of sets, and are confident, go into a club, that you are now comfortable with, and open every set you can. Again pickup is not the mission now, it’s opening.
4. Once you have become a master at opening, move on.

Hope that helps.

My top 5 sarging places atm:

1. Club’s (Dancefloor)
2. Pub’s (No dancefloor)
3. University
4. Parties
5. Shops/Malls

Hope that also helps.

Sleek

Sunday Update

Blueeye’s

The relationship is getting deeper and even more complex. I honestly have no idea what is going. If anyone else has had experience in such a relationship based on a mutual fondness of manipulation, sex and other crazy things. Please feel free to email me and help me out.

General Sarging

Nothing this weekend. Hung out with Blueeyes all weekend, and had crazy sexual encounters. Simple as that. Insane.

Cocky Funny?

TV example of cocky funny, Alan Shore played by James Spader on Boston Legal. Watch him, and learn from him. He is awesome.

That’s all?

Yea slow week.

Friend Jump – Plant the seed of wonder!

Ok, I have continued with my quest to jump from the ‘girl-friend relationship’ I have with this girl. (Me being the girl-friend). Feeling confident the other day, after my great weekend, I decided to tell my friend completely what I thought.

I asked her outright, “hey, why do you think we have never hooked up?”. The key is not to sound like your disappointed, but truly amazed that you haven’t. Now I want you to know, that this is quite risky, if you truly appreciate the relationship, this could mess it up. But if you are the friend, because of some slip up, and you looked after her dog while she went out with guys, well then go for it. Give her a few seconds to respond, then jump straight into your next question, “weird, like I always thought you were great, and there have been occasions where I have thought, “Dam you are looking fine tonight!”, but I never have actually went for you. Weird.. aye”. She will more than likely jump into the, “well it;s because we have a great friendship ra ra” or something to that nature. You respond with “yea, I guess, but sometimes you got to wonder”, then have something completely opposite to change the conversation, as if you really don’t care. Now here is the clincher, if she asks “makes you wonder what?” or still wants to talk about it, chances are, you have touched a nerve, and your slowly creeping in. Make sure you respond with a smile and a polite “nothing”. If she keeps talking about, well I guess your in. If not, that’s enough for today, you have planted the seeds. If she keeps talking about the change of topic, chances are she really doesn’t have it for ya.

Now these scripted talks, are just that, scripted talks, you should be constantly trying to build your value, date heaps of other women, if you can, date her friends. If she thinks your her girlfriend, chances are, she thinks she can manipulate her, don’t let her. Don’t do stupid favors for her, always have something to do. Be a friend, but not a girl friend.

I went through that entire routine with my friend, she brings it up constantly now. I am pretty sure, the jump will happen soon, I will update if there are any changes.

Well my brothers, keep sarging, and most of all have fun!

Sleek

P.S sorry for the bad grammar, I wrote this quickly, I will check it later.

University Game – Advice

I got this email recently, asking about university game. I thought I might reply on the website, as they’re pretty common questions.

…Man, you think you can give me a little help here? You go to a university so you know how this goes down. Ok school is about to start again and Ive been racking my mind how to approach a girl who is walking (as is the case with most girls I see at college) without seeming like some AFC chump who’s bothering her on her way to the dining commons/library/rec center/ect. I mean if I quickened my steps to catch up I will be found out in a second and I cant randomly stop some girl going my way with no valid reason….

Ok, a rule that every PUA should follow is, never approach a set from behind. It’s creepy, and the immediate reaction will be fear, that is a big no, no. So if you want to catch a set your following, you have to some how get in front of them. I have yet found a way to do this without completely running around them and cutting them off.

As to how to stop a set coming towards you. This is really fun. You could do something really cocky funny which I got from David D, which is as they are walking towards you, stop, and start reverse walking, smile and go “heyyy, what’s up?” have a cheeky grin on your face and start your routine.

Else try using the best wingman in the world. Your cellphone. When you see the set, jump onto your phone, pretend your talking on it then hang up just before you reach the set. Act disappointed, sigh, and open. Then start with your opinion opener, jealous gf, whatever.

The previous technique requires you see the target from a distance. For a close set, the best way to open, just ask for the time. Then continue.

…Secondly how would I interrupt a girl when eating? Again, is there any special thing to it or should I just regular open. What if she mentions im rude for interrupting her while she is eating, how would I deal with it? What would I say or do I bow out?…

Don’t bow out until you are asked to leave. When you do, leave with a smile and a “pleasure to meet you”. I rarely open sets when they are eating, however if you must, as always ask something vague, if it’s cafeteria food, ask how it is today? Remember an opener is simply something to initiate a conversation. After she replies, give her some shit about it, tell her she better be right and wink. If she is alone, when you get your food, ask if she doesn’t mind you sitting with her. Or if you have the ball’s, just get food and sit down. Be prepared to be blown out of these sets though, think about it, do you like being interrupted when you eat?

Hope that clears up some things mate. Remember people if want to contact me with questions, please feel free to email me at sleekee(at)gmail(dot)com

Sunday Update

I am going to use Sunday, to update people on my progress in general things. So here it goes.

Sarging In General/Approaches

I honestly can’t remember when I completely lost my fear of approaching. But this weekend was the first time I became aware of it. I opened so many sets last night, I forgot what most looked liked, and was worried I would double up on a set.

I got a few numbers, but there was one set, that I am so angry I didn’t close, it actually is annoying. Now I know, I shouldn’t obsess over such things, but it really was perfect. She was this fine little Portuguese honey, and it was all working well. But I focused to much on her, and the cock-block was offended when I pulled the “Hey don’t touch, $30″ number on them and stomped off. My target stayed for a while longer and even tried calling her friend back, but it was to no avail. However it was a great learning experience, I now no my mistakes and will work on them.

Blueeyes

I don’t know what I have with this girl, but it is some weird sexual, manipulative relationship. For example yesterday I called her later in the night, here was the convo:

Sleek: “You fucking?”
Blueeyes: “Maybe, what’s it to you?”
Sleek: “Hope I’m disturbing you”
Blueeyes: “dikhead”
Sleek: ”whore”
Sleek: “Coming over tomorrow?”
Blueeyes: “yep”
Sleek: “Alright love you.”
Blueeyes: “Love you too”

Now tell me that is not some weird fucked up shit. Anyway, it’s going pretty well, and she really is teaching me some things. A real messed up look into the female psyche.

Local Scene

Being a student, and thus incredibly poor, I am still trying to finding it difficult to tap into the local up-scale scene, so if anyone wants to give me a hand, I’m in Perth, Western Australia. I really want to meet some upscale models and such, in exchange I will give pickup advice or something. So help us out.

Big Project

The dam webhosting company im setting this project up with have their fingers in there asses. I am really starting to get pissed off because its a great project, and everyone in the community will benefit.

Workshops

Even though, I am no-where near the point of hosting workshops, I still get the odd email. Please let me re-iterate, I am not a mPUA, I am not a GURU. I know I need the money, I know Perth is lacking of any form of formal education, but seriously, wait till some true PUA’s come here. If I ever (which really means essentially never) do a workshop, it would be free. I don’t believe this information should be marketed. But it would never happens so tough!

Paris Hilton Routine

All females love giving opinions, especially when talking about the stars. After really getting some great feedback from women using the Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie opener, I decided I want something that girls were really passionate about. Then I realised, who does every girl either LOVE or absolutely HATE. Paris Hilton.

So I fiddled around, asked a few close girl friends on their opinions. Unsurprisingly, most hated her and everything she stood for. Now a major part of gaming I found is that, you should never backdown for what you believe. So if you like rock, and she likes hiphop, you don’t then say “oh yea I like hiphop too” (unless you really do, even then…).

So here is the Paris Hilton routine.

In the middle of your set, ask her “hey did you see that article the other day on Paris Hilton, can’t remember what magazine it was in, but it just talked about how now she’s with yet ANOTHER guy, I really think they ought to give her a break”. ( there is always a magazine article with her in it, so don?t worry, you’re not really lying )

Now wait for the response, either they will go off the handle and start screaming obscenities, and cursing her very name, or agree with you. Either way, this routine works.

She disagrees (70% chance): You have to have a comeback for every thing she says. Most girls immediately call her a whore, ask her why? Some people will immediately jump to her sex video. Just reply with “you have a problem with two consenting people having sex in the privacy(or not) in their own home”, “and yes they are the only people on the planet that have ever filmed themselves in the act”. Make sure you bust on how unwild and unscandolous the video is, and ask “why are you so uncomfortable with people having sex”. There are many more arguments they might throw, such as she is a man-eater, spoilt brat, etc. the key is to find an answer to them all. I was lucky enough to find a great article on it, on MySpace of all places. Someone wrote a great rant on why people should leave her alone. So search around

She Agrees (30% chance): This is easy, if she agree’s she obviously hold some of the values that are associated with Paris Hilton in high regard. Paris is portrayed as a fun loving, wild, sexual being. The girl you are talking to, obviously also has the same mentality, so stay with her, get into a conversation, use the same lines as above, but dont use it in such a condescending way.

That should be enough info, I hate completely spelled out routines, as people treat them like scripts when they try them out. Try this one, as you have to actually work on it yourself.

If you have any success with it, post in the comment’s I would love to hear about it.

Anyway, this is Sleek, OUT!

becoming a regular at a resteraunt

Great little article on how to become a regular at a resteraunt and getting some nice perks, always good for dates.

http://www.urbanmonarch.com/how-to-become-a-regular/

Have a read and enjoy.

-Sleek

“Dont Get Caught” Game

Last night after sarging a girl at a party all night, I was getting some pretty heavy LMR that I just couldnt break, and it seemed like anytype of ‘contact’ close, i.e kissing/f*ing seemed out of the question. After a while we were sitting on the couch, fluffing it, when I decided to try something diffrent. As we were sitting there, there were about 5-6 other people around the area, generally just walking around. So I told the girl, hey lets play a game, its called “Don’t Get Caught”.  I made the game up as I went, but it involved telling the girl, that we have to do something ‘naughty’ whilst know-one was watching and not get caught.

Obviously you have to be very far in gaming her before you try this, its not an opening or attraction routine, but more a LMR beater. At first she didnt understand, so I went ok watch, I looked around intently waiting whilst no-one was watching, and then quickly turned and licked her on the cheek. She was immediatley taken back, but after it I immediatley told her ok now her turn. You have to do this with a lot of conviction, as if theres nothing wrong with it, if your lucky she will start playing along. If she say’s I dont know what to do, as this girl did, act dissapointed, give out a sigh, look directly at her(i.e not noticing the other people around in the room) and say, “ok im going to trust you, kiss me when no-one is looking”, again, conviction, dont smirk or grin, just calmly wait for it.

It worked out pretty good for me, I’d like to hear what other people think of it, and any field reports if they try it out.

-Sleek

delay in writing

sorry uni started hitting me hard, so I havnt had time to write. This weekend is the first one i can party in for a while, so i am going to take advantage.

Some updates in my journey!

I have been trying out some day sarging and it really is fun, i have some cool things to write about, same with cocky funny!

That ‘project’ I was talking about, yesterday the final peice essientlly fit and those people who emailed me and replied to the post, I will get back to use soon regarding it, it should be quite interesting to see how that pans out.

And of course, what most people want to hear, Me and Blueeyes are still very close and have had sex several times now, we are not exclusive however and I am still seeing other women, she seems not to mind.

Well that’s it, I will try pump some articles out this weekend, but we will see how we go.

Keep sarging my brother’s!

-Sleek

sarging for fun and profit

Ok, great power, great responsibility, I know the rules, but I’m not Spiderman. Today was the first time I decided to sarge to gain an edge. Of course this is an incredibly sensitive subject, so this is the only post I’ll ever post on the subject. But I have offically sarged to get some better ‘help’, and some other nice perks. I feel I needed to vent this somewhere, what better than here. I wonder, has anyone else done this?