Sunday Update

What a great weekend of partying, sarging, and sleeping around.

Valet Girl
She was working as a valet at a hotel I stayed at. She saw me coming up and down the elevators with hoards of people coming to my hotel room. After a while I she laughed everytime I went up, I smiled and went in for it, I opened with:

“hey what time you working till?”

“2, why?”

“Im having people in my room for my birthday, you should come”

“Umm, ok”

“you got a pen and paper?

*write down room number*

“here, ill be waiting ” * grin*

Simple as that. At 2:30 i forgot about her, but she knocked. I was actually suprised she came. We had a few drinks i introduced her around. As it was my room i was center of attention, the room was filled with my mates and a whole bunch of gorgeous women. Even blueeyes was there with her latest fling. She could immediatley tell I was the alpha, groups of people came to talk to me etc. etc. Of course I played it off, like it was usual.

After a while when the crowd cleared, it was just me and some mates and a few drifter girls. The guys immediatley new i was gaming, and said well we are going down to the club, use coming? I told them we would be down in a sec, I just need to change. The guys rounded up all the residual girls and it was just me and her. I knew she would feel uncomfortable so I immediatley told her,  “we will be one sec, let me just change my shirt, make sure you have everything together”. I walked into the bathroom, dawdled a bit, went through my phone, etc. wasting time. Eventually I changed tops and asked her to come in and tell me what she thinks. She complimented, and I immediatley told her “I’m not going to sleep with you”. She was shocked, she blushed immediatley. I started doing my hair and asked her to grab me a drink, she obliged. I stood there drinking my scotch and coke, and doing my hair. We fluff talked and i saw her get comfortable. I washed my hands off product, wiped them, looked her in the eyes and phase shifted.  I acted as if I just noticed how incredible she looked.

“Look before we go, I want you to kiss me”

She looked at me weird.

I continued “I have an amazing ability to really understand people by the way they kiss”

She tried to laugh it off.

“1 Kiss, it doesnt have to mean anything”

I took a step closer, and she moved in and we made out.

It was an explosion, within seconds we where ripping eachothers tops off and throwing eachother around. It was some of the best sex ive ever had. We never ended up going to the club, but had sex all night long. We kept drinking in between sessions, and were so drunk by the time the sun came up. Once we sobered up, we lay there quiet. She immediatley went on the defensive.

“Look I dont normally do that ok…” “it was the drinks” etc etc etc etc

I turned to her and smiled, dont worry, it will be our secret. I then used a line I saw recently i think on tv, but works perfectly.

“Listen, last night was amazing, I had so much fun, and it was a perfect night. We could exchange numbers, catch up again, get to know eachother, but then we might realise we are not who we really like. Then tonight would mean nothing. How about we just leave it at tonight. Then we could always have this one good memory, that we will never forget.”

She looked at me dogfounded, its risky using this line, as sometimes they break down, however she accepted and smiled. I lay in bed as she got dressed. I find its a beautiful thing when women dress. We smiled at eachother, Goodbye Sleek, Goodbye Jenny. That was it.

“Your like a good idea whilst your drunk”

This is what a girl said to me after I cocky-funnied her till she was on my lap kissing me in a club. I asked her what it meant, she said “When your drunk you do things you would never normally do, right now im doing something I would never normally do”.  I laughed.

My Journey

Im considering putting some cool new stuff on the site. If i do it should be up by weeks end. I never realised I would be helping so many people when I started this site. But i love it, so I will keep doing it. Expect some more tips soon.

Also excuse the sloppiness of this post, I wrote it in one long bout before I slept.

Sarge Everywhere

Confidence is an amazing thing, a year ago this time I had 1 girl every 2-3months. These day’s… Well it’s much higher than that.

This morning, I felt like crap, I am not a morning person, as I walked to my class I saw a blonde staring at a map obviously lost. Immediately my mind lit up, powered on, sarge mode initiated.

I stared straight in her eyes as I walked up to her, never losing my gaze, I smiled but kept walking past her. A few feet ahead of her I turned around. Smiled, and asked, you need a hand?

She explained that she was lost, and she needed to go to a certain building. I told her directions, but then just said, “Hey I’m heading that way, I’ll take you”. The game was on, I only had about 3mins to game her. So I immediately began sarging, asked her a few questions, I replied with cocky funny answers.

“You a new student?”

“No actually I am a teacher?”

*Scan her up and down*

“If only I had teachers like you, I would have had quite an education” *laugh*

*haha blush*

She is only here for a few weeks.

As we met the crossroads, her building was one way, mine the other I told her where to go, she thanked me heartily, and there was a moment of staring at eachother. I grabbed a pen she had in her hand, and wrote my number on a piece of paper. “Here give, just incase you get lost again”. She blushed and thanked me.

Few hours later, she msged for coffee. This weekend I’m taking her out to party.

PUA is awesome people. Enjoy it.

Sunday Update

Even though I was quite ill at the start of this weekend, I managed to get some sarging done on Saturday.

General Sarging
I did very well this weekend, getting a F-Close within 4 hours of meeting, it was at a friends party. The girl vaguely resembled Paris Hilton, and seeing as I am incredibly obsessed with her, I had to sarge her. I decided to go CockFunny on her, knowing she obviously must have guys all over her, trying to please her.

I walked up to her, confidence radiating, smile beaming, “you got something in your hair” pretending to take something out, and kept walking. I had made contact. She knew I existed, and that I didnt give a fuck. After that she came up to me and started chatting, I knew how awkward it must of been for her, but I didnt give her any relief. I gave minimilistic, cocky funny answers. When she asked if I could open her bottle, I looked at her and laughed. I knew I had gotten to her. After a while she did the girl thing, she acted drunk and used that as a method to come talk to me and touch me. I kept brushing her off, I really made her wanting.

We ended up alone sitting on a couch, and she started leaning in close. I knew she wanted to make out, her bodylanguage screamed it. She started talking then about how her ex bf’s and guys she was with always treated her so nice and how mean I was. To shut her up I leaned in and kissed her. We made out for a sec, she thought I was hooked, so she tried to pull away and got up. I told her to sit down, she said know, that I had to follow her. I walked out. Straight into another set.

After a while she came to back to me, and goes, Ok lets go for a walk. Case closed.

Girl’s want what they cant have.

I was at a friends house who I hadn’t seen in ages. A gorgeous girl who I became friends with in my pre-sarging days. She however knew who I had become now and needless to say was quite impressed and disturbed.

I then noticed her younger sister( she’s18 relax), who had grown up into a gorgeous girl. As soon as she walked in I got up to introduce myself. Her sister immediately got between us, and said, “don’t you dare Sleek”. I laughed it off, she then told her sister to stay away from me.

That’s all it took. I became the forbidden fruit, she was obsessed with me instantly. Rebel without a cause. This is how you must make yourself perceive to women.

Blueeyes.

Me and blueeyes are a bit rocky right now. The amusement of fooling around is gone I guess. It also doesn’t help that I have stopped devoting a majority of my energy to her. Very cold of me I know, but I have bigger fish to gain.

My current state of mind.

I believe the PUA bug is really biting hard on me. I have started PUA’ing all the time. It’s hard to explain, but I think I’m getting to mechanical.

Sunday Update

I am going to use Sunday, to update people on my progress in general things. So here it goes.

Sarging In General/Approaches

I honestly can’t remember when I completely lost my fear of approaching. But this weekend was the first time I became aware of it. I opened so many sets last night, I forgot what most looked liked, and was worried I would double up on a set.

I got a few numbers, but there was one set, that I am so angry I didn’t close, it actually is annoying. Now I know, I shouldn’t obsess over such things, but it really was perfect. She was this fine little Portuguese honey, and it was all working well. But I focused to much on her, and the cock-block was offended when I pulled the “Hey don’t touch, $30″ number on them and stomped off. My target stayed for a while longer and even tried calling her friend back, but it was to no avail. However it was a great learning experience, I now no my mistakes and will work on them.

Blueeyes

I don’t know what I have with this girl, but it is some weird sexual, manipulative relationship. For example yesterday I called her later in the night, here was the convo:

Sleek: “You fucking?”
Blueeyes: “Maybe, what’s it to you?”
Sleek: “Hope I’m disturbing you”
Blueeyes: “dikhead”
Sleek: ”whore”
Sleek: “Coming over tomorrow?”
Blueeyes: “yep”
Sleek: “Alright love you.”
Blueeyes: “Love you too”

Now tell me that is not some weird fucked up shit. Anyway, it’s going pretty well, and she really is teaching me some things. A real messed up look into the female psyche.

Local Scene

Being a student, and thus incredibly poor, I am still trying to finding it difficult to tap into the local up-scale scene, so if anyone wants to give me a hand, I’m in Perth, Western Australia. I really want to meet some upscale models and such, in exchange I will give pickup advice or something. So help us out.

Big Project

The dam webhosting company im setting this project up with have their fingers in there asses. I am really starting to get pissed off because its a great project, and everyone in the community will benefit.

Workshops

Even though, I am no-where near the point of hosting workshops, I still get the odd email. Please let me re-iterate, I am not a mPUA, I am not a GURU. I know I need the money, I know Perth is lacking of any form of formal education, but seriously, wait till some true PUA’s come here. If I ever (which really means essentially never) do a workshop, it would be free. I don’t believe this information should be marketed. But it would never happens so tough!

sarging for fun and profit

Ok, great power, great responsibility, I know the rules, but I’m not Spiderman. Today was the first time I decided to sarge to gain an edge. Of course this is an incredibly sensitive subject, so this is the only post I’ll ever post on the subject. But I have offically sarged to get some better ‘help’, and some other nice perks. I feel I needed to vent this somewhere, what better than here. I wonder, has anyone else done this?

A female pua outgames me?

This is a very crazy story. Majoritiy of events take place in a short space of time. It happened a couple of days ago. Well, just read it.

Start of Story.

I met BlueEyes (her pseudonym for anonimity) at a local trendy clothing store in my area. She had a real bad-girl trapped in a sweet girls body look and was easily a 9 in looks. I noticed she was looking at guys clothes, so I pretended to browse near her, and opened with “You know, I hate how all guy clothes these days seems to be well, girly”. She looked at me innocently and replied in a very sexy voice, “yea well, it suits most guys” and eyed me up and down. Did she just neg me? A bit taken away, I smiled and left. I was too shocked.

I walked across the room to the shoe area, and started browsing, trying to forget what happened. I found a pair of shoes I liked and looked around for an shop-assistant to help me, I immediately set my eyes on a cute little brunette folding some clothes behind me, I walked up to her and asked if she could assist me in some difficult decisions.

Note: Girls love giving advice, so if you see a hot service-assistant at a store, and even though you know what you want, always ask for her opinion.

She followed me, and we got into a conversation about the shoes. I playfully negged her with, “Wow your so bossy, how do your friends put up with you” and she playfully slapped my arm. IOI.
After talking about shoes, I decided to try stack another opener on her, this time the “Flossing or brushing serious question”. She laughed and giggled and everything was going fine… and then she arrived.

BlueEyes must have got pissed at waiting to be served while I was flirting with the counter chick. She came in all smiles. She opened with “Hi sorry, can I just but in and ask where you got your hair done, its amazing”. I was cut out. Immediately I started feeling awkward, I was standing around like an idiot while they talked about their hair. Feeling defeated, I started to look around seeing how I could get out of there. BlueEyes saw this.
As if to rub the salt in, she looked at the pair of shoes I was holding and still whilst smiling or breaking a sweat says “Wow those shoes are hot, and by the looks of it, you really need new ones, I bet Jess here picked them out for ya”. She negged me. Lowered my value. And complimented the service assistant, whose name she already had by now all in one go.

However she pulled it off so well, I wasn’t sure if she meant to say it like that, or she was actually ‘attacking’ me. Not wanting to back down, I immediately replied with a line I’ve been using for a while,
I laughed, quite convincingly and half laughing, half speaking replied “wow haha out of everyone here, I don’t expect you to give advice on style” I beamed a smile straight after.
As I delivered it, I realized it was a bit rough, but I hated this girl. She was actually trying to out game me. Feeling I had won even before I finished, I was in no way prepared to what she replied with, almost mechanically, as if she knew what I was going to say. “Well I guess it depends on your definition of style”. Smile. I had lost, I was speechless. I’ve only been playing the game for a few months, she obviously was much more advance.

However I still wasn’t sure if she was playing the game, or she was just naturally like that. There was an awkward pause after she said that, my mind was screaming, ABORT! ABORT! Then, I guess sensing her win, she saved me with “Well anyway, Jess can I buy these, I got to get out of here”, Jess looked at me and said “Hope I helped with the shoes” and they walked off together. Game. Set. Match.
I watched as they left, still wondering what happened, feeling defeated, and confused. Then the denial came, as I watched her walk away with my target my mind started going wild with rage, I hated BlueEyes, she inadvertently ruined my game, being the smart-ass little bitch she messed me up, no way she was that good, she was lucky. Then something happened that made my mind do a complete 180. As they walked away, BlueEyes lifted her hand to flick her hair out behind her ears, it was unmistakable, a true attack, she was playing, she was good, mid flick, her hand turned into the international symbol of Fuck You, she gave me the finger.

I had to get out of there, I couldn’t handle it. I walked out the store and onto the bench and just sat there. I stared at the ground, trying to work out what happened. Then I saw them, the strappy sandals, and the pink toenail makeup.

BlueEyes: “Mind if I sit down?”
Me: “uhh sure”
BlueEyes: “That was fun?”
Me: “what?”
BlueEyes: “haha so cute” *ruffle my hair*
Me: “hands of the merchandise” (vain attempt to bring back myself back)
BlueEyes: “haha here is my number, call me this weekend if you want to come see me”
Me: *shocked*
BlueEyes: ” ciao ciao” (school girl smile)

End of Story

It’s been 2 days, and I’ve been staring at the number wondering what to do. If anyone has had experience with this, please reply in the comments.

holy shit, it works

tonight i had my first successful pickup. after a few failures, tonight was the night! It was awesome! Couple of HB8’s, my friend wanted one, and i could tell the other was an obstacle, i had a few to drink, so i was reluctant to wing, but i guess i thought what could i lose, if anything id give my mate some time to work with the girl. So i walked in an introduced myself, ended up getting the friend onto the couch with me, still in eye-sight of my mate. We start talking, i listen, mostly fluff, then i think hey what can i lose, ill try some routines. I tried the “Cube” routine, and to my amazement it completely worked, no matter what you say, they say “OMG that is so me!”, her eyes where twinkling, her body language completley opened to me(legs crossed in my direction etc), after that it was to easy. I began a little routine i invented, it mixes some kino with a kiss close. We sat on a couch together, and i decided to lets play “thumb wars”, first of itt was just for fun. Now this game alows for a lot of kino, 1 your hands are classped, and 2 you can roll around eachother getting real close like pertending you one. Once you beat her, tell her for the next round we are betting on something, say if you win she kisses you on the cheek, and if she wins, well just dont even go to that part. Win. Get the kiss. Next round say fine, this time its kiss on the lips, win, lips together and your in. I ended up having to go another round for a “better kiss on the lips”, well it worked. Im so proud of myself. In the end my mate didnt get the other girl, but hey, at least someone had fun.

-Sleek

Beginning the journey….

Last night i began my journey. I failed. But I wasnt prepared in full. I opened the set, 2 girls and 1 guy. Used the “i think i saw my mates girflriend cheating on him, i dunno if i should tell him…”. Worked perfect, my shoulder was essentially blocking my target. I heard her speak, and say something, i just turned around, smiled and said, “wow nice eyes… tehre contacts right?”(pretty proud of thinking that up myself), she stood there said “yea…” i smiled and turned back around. I then realised, i had nothing more… I jumped in to fast into this game. I am gonna enhance the learning process.. and not drink as much! I dont need drinking to gain confidence now!